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Jonathan Randolph

Created on 2003-04-14 13:56:34 (#1004254), last updated 2005-07-27

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Birthdate:	05-10
Location:	Phoenix, New York, United States
Website:	Deadjournal.

Bio

Have you ever seen and idealist with grey hairs on his head
Or successful men that keep in touch with unsuccessful friends
You only think you did
I could have sworn I saw it too
But as it turns out
It was just a clever ad for cigarettes

'Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
The it isn't worth the kiss

We're so sorry sir
But you did not quite make the cut this time
And we'd appreciate it if you cleared you stuff on out by five
Don't take it personal
Everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier
You should look at it from our perspective

Music:

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

-- Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire)

Brainfart of bands I listen to:

Elvis Costello

The Verve

Brian Setzer

Uncle Tupelo

Travis

The Specials

Violent Femmes

Brian Jonestown Massacre

Jerry Lee Lewis

The English Beat

Roni Size

Dilated Peoples

Talib Kweli

Beatnuts

The Jealous Sound

Ryan Adams

Versus

Karate

Knapsack

The Beastie Boys

Beck

Mos Def

Bad Manners

Blur

Reverend Horton Heat

P Funk

Placebo

Digable Planets

Lenola

Jurassic 5

Oasis

My Bloody Valentine

The Bottle Rockets

Dinosaur Jr.

A Tribe Called Quest

N.W.A.

American Analog Set

The Stray Cats

Hank Williams III

Atombombpocketknife

My Morning Jacket

The Skatalites

The Mountain Goats

Enon

Electric Six

Brainiac

Built to Spill

Johnny Cash

Madness

The Faint

De La Soul

MC Frontalot

Grandaddy

Death Cab for Cutie

The Decemberists

Cursive

Sneaker Pimps

The Pharcyde

Son Volt

Fishbone

Pedro The Lion

Motorhead

Whiskeytown

The Wailers

Beat Happening

Apples in Stereo

Quasi

Yo La Tengo

Ugly Casanova

Spoon

Jawbox

Camera Obscura

Flaming Lips

Batmobile

Pixies

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

Joan of Arc

Neil Young

The White Stripes

Wilco

Kaleidoscope

The Mars Volta

Jedi Mind Tricks

Torment

The Meteors

Nekromantix

Demented are Go

Minus The Bear

Mercury Rev

Restless

Nation of Ulysses

Pavement

Movies:

Freak Talks About Sex (1999)

Mad Max (1979)

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Scratch (2001/II)

Miranda (2002)

Shining, The (1980)

Empire Records (1995)

Minus Man, The (1999)

Rebel Without a Cause (1955)

Scotland, Pa. (2001)

Secretary (2002)

Romper Stomper (1992)

Waydowntown (2000)

Cherry Falls (2000)

Cecil B. DeMented(2000)

Benny & Joon (1993)

All the Rage (1999)

Donnie Brasco (1997)

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Nick of Time (1995)

High Fidelity (2000)

Citizen Kane (1941)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Jack Bull, The (1999)

Ghost World (2000)

Pushing Tin (1999)

Drugstore Cowboy (1989)

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Igby Goes Down (2002)

Say Anything... (1989)

Tapeheads (1988)

One Crazy Summer (1986)

Sixteen Candles (1984)

Breakfast of Champions (1999)

Girl (1998)

Spartacus (1960)

Pumpkin (2002)

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Believer, The (2001)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)

Tart (2001)

Blade Runner (1982)

Buffalo '66 (1998)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Day the Earth Stood Still, The (1951)

Basquiat (1996)

American Beauty (1999)

Pecker (1998)

Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Clerks. (1994)

Die Hard (1988)

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Dogma (1999)

28 Days Later... (2002)

Harvey (1950)

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)

Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)

Beach, The (2000)

Catch-22 (1970)

Fargo (1996)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Taxi Driver (1976)

Elephant (2003)

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Dead Man (1995)

Fight Club (1999)

American Splendor (2003)

Memento (2000)

Se7en (1995)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Ed Wood (1994)

Back to the Future (1985)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Nightmare Before Christmas(1993)

Rain Man (1988)

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

Office Space (1999)

Princess Bride, The (1987)

Eight Days a Week (1997)

Alien (1979)

100 Girls (2000)

American History X (1998)

Love and a .45 (1994)

100 Women (2003)

Tadpole (2002)

Shining, The (1980)

Auggie Rose [Beyond Suspicion] (2000)

Jakob the Liar (1999)

Panic (2000)

Frankenstein (1931)

Léon (1994)

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

12 Angry Men (1957)

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Exorcist, The (1973)

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Donnie Darko (2001)

Snatch. (2000)

Magnolia (1999)

Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Terminator, The (1984)

Lola rennt (Run Lola Run)(1998)

Crumb (1994)

Trainspotting (1996)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)